Work Sucks Pen Set

For the person who shows up, does the thing, and goes home — and is very honest about how they feel about that middle part. This set of 5 pens is for the most relatable, professionally committed-but-emotionally-honest person in your life. They will put these directly on their desk.

The 5 phrases that say what we're all thinking:

• NEVER TOO EARLY TO START DREADING MONDAY.
• I'M STARTING TO FEEL SICK TOMORROW.
• THIS MEETING COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL.
• SAME THING DIFFERENT DAY.
• PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY MY DAILY ALARM CLOCK.

The perfect gift for your coworker, your work bestie, your boss (if you're brave), or honestly — yourself. Packaged on a bold illustrated card that's ready to gift as-is. No wrapping required.

Pairs perfectly with a funny mug, a candle, and a heartfelt "I feel seen."